Yes we recorded a live commentary over the new Hey Arnold Movie. Consider it a New Years treat. ALSO ALSO ALSO, the music is the Tunnel Music from the Hey Arnold! The Movie GBA Game, which according to an unverified game music wiki is composed by the guy who made the music for Windjammers. ISN'T THAT WILD!
Look in the chimney. We're coming down with a piping hot pizza pie and some saucy Sonic scoops.
Notes: The Nog Hogger, Alan’s black and white TV, Papa Lil John’s, PT Bono, biotechnology pizza, Hell Homer pizza validation, googoo gurus, horny pizza jokes, Vatican nativity vandals, a jolly tude, Razermus Prime
It's turkey season baby, but we introduce a cornucopia of new bits and characters. We can't stop talking about Pepsi and Jimmy Neutron too.
Notes: Jim Leno, Donna and Ronna, S&M soda, our delightful new Pepsi game, Eggs Cumberbatch, Alan's dark Sonic dream, creepy pizza, leafhead, Zionist Dragontales, Russ's personal heaven, Mario Souls
Folks, we've got a real beefy episode filled with more content than we've had in a while. And only about 20 minutes of it is us talking about Jimmy Neutron
Notes: poop implants, John Stewart's S3 plan, Alan's Dreamscape, Jet Fusion, Spoopy Month, a tremendous Robynne's Minute/Robin's Millet, coconut crusties, Kinect P'zone, Bojacked Horseman, butt spanx
Our dear friend Ravi (@goomvi) returns to talk Sonic Mania and listen to us make like two dozen different Twin Peaks and Doug references.
ALSO: We're having a giveaway for a Sonic Mania steam code. To enter all you have to do is get a loved one who doesn't know us to listen to the show and tell us their reaction. (Alan would prefer if you could get your parents to listen.)
Notes: Pepsi Fire with Me, Feetface, Doug: The Return, The Ack Lodge, hehe thirsty *eyes emoji*, our Death Notes, lava cake fetishists, Hewwo Pizza, Redpilled by Super Monkeyball, Alan's Webcomic Wrapup, our new contest, Starbuds, Backpack Kid, Dougie the gamer, Covfefe Fist
Folks, we got another blue check mark on the show. That's right, our friend Brian Hanson (@Brian_Hanson) has joined us to talk about a lot of bullshit like cum and the magic vagina eggs that Gwyneth Paltrow sells.
Notes: MeltyCum, waiting for Nathan, Rorshach go on Chapo, yoni eggs, shame sweat, You're Only Human (Second Wind), darkest cum, My Dark Twisted Pochako Fantasy, Biblical dingos.
It's finally here folks, the weed number. And to celebrate we did a 100% clean episode. Eat your heart out, Dan Nainan.
Notes: Our first 100% clean comedy episode, Klasky Csupo Cinematic Universe, Hey Arnold: Skull Island, we're the new Sonic Guys, Mr Bighead is a cuck, Jared's Modern Life, Daria Stark, Nico Yazawa as Powerline, Alan's prophetic Little Bill dream, Rouge's titty milk, Uma Arachnis, Drake's tiny redpilled fairy body, Alan hates Totoro
This week we invite our dear friend Sab (aka Professor Yuri aka @hinikuna_damacy) back to talk shop. Unfortunately, we spent most of the show getting mad about shitty old cartoons.
Darkest Doug Cast, Penelope the Mouse turnt evil, honestly more discussion about the Super Duper Sumo franchise then we’d like to admit, a Nico Yazawa tribute, the cream cheese incident, unicorns keep following me around, Twilight powers, why Gex is more powerful than Bubsy.
Russ and Alan defy god and eat pizza on an episode of hogcast I can barely remember despite editing it. BOOM-RAKA-SHAW!
Notes: Improvised fidget spinner, when are you too old for beanie babys? Arbys discussion, RUSS NEVER ATE THOSE ASHES, the male glaze, The Papillon battalion, necromancy etymology.
You can tell we don't care about what chapter we're on anymore, because wecould very easily have made a Star Wars joke anywhere at all during the episode. Literally at any time.
Episode notes: World’s Biggest Mom, The Hulk will fight the Dome by 2018, Zevia is Gremlin’s Blood, Russ’s OKCupid profile, Arthur Conan Doyle hates brownies and Sherlock Holmes, fruit love, the new Marvel event sounds WILD, Sonic Town, the archaic laws of Florida.
This took a long time to edit, and there's probably tons of little editing errors in there, but it's out, baby. IT'S OUT.
UPDATE FROM ALAN: There were a lot of errors because Discord is trash and got us out of sync somehow. It's fixed now though.
NOTES: The Five Movies You Watch in Heaven, YPG Goomba, what if Russ was really smart, KILL ME RON WEASLEY, the secret meaning behind Tyler the Creators' Goblin, Darkly Dreaming Alan, thirsty Jimmy, hangin’ out with Medjed
UPDATE: This is an April Fool's joke that's been grafted to this feed for all eternity. Don't listen to it.
That's right folks, bonus episode! We're going for a new format here, minus one of the regular hosts, but a special guest! Get ready to laugh, this definitely isn't an april fools bit!
Our 64th episode and we don't reference that greasy little grey Nintendo Box once. Instead, we discuss intellectual things like Kurt Vonnegut, and Mitosis. Specifically we refer to it is as Mah Toesies.
Notes: being volcel protects you from damage, the langolier and the honeycomb man, sword art on lean is still funny, Cars 3 is Logan, Back to the Barnyard Dark Timeline, the irony of tombstone pizza, the large chested prohibition women of St. Louis, Bruno and Baseball Boy team up, why Alan loves Mitosis.
Okay, I'm gonna admit this now, I'm writing this after hitting the gym late at night. My lats are torn, my shoulders ripped, it's rough. But baby the BURN is worth it.
Notes: Custom PC Vaping rig digital e-juices, #notmygoddess, fast food top 5, Shirley Temple retire bitch, Alan identifies with Baby and Unkarr Plutt, French fry hating dickhead OC, Adam’s Family’s Subtitles, ironic nude/sincere nude exchange rate.
The best idea for a podcast is to record an episode on the day of the big game and release it a week later so it's very relevant and well thought out.
Notes: Spanked by the invisible hand! The quest for the Pizza Rolls, non-ironic discussion of the Naked Chicken Chalupa, the blood that will be feeding you, water comas, inhibitor ring excuses, I am the Neg man!
In an especially large, beefy episode of Hogcast, the boys basically discuss anything and everything. I swear to god we have a google doc, we just decide it wasn't important this week.
Notes: Russ is losing his job, alternative Mario timelines, Meatcraft, Squid’s Guantanamo beef, an in-depth look at the cast of Rocket Power, the first fetish, we spend too much time talking about the Duckiverse, a desperate bid for Vice attention, Alan doesn’t deny we’re friends for the first time (pay close attention) [Note from Alan: I was too busy looking at nudes to pay attention to what Russ was saying and deny it], 100% clean comedy about Streaky the Supercat.
Hogcast becomes a high stakes techno wonderland after engaging in some powerful discourse. Prepare for danger, debauchery, and a taste of the bittersweet.
Notes: Eating a Corn of Cob w/ Strange, Bagel Bites Protein Style, Alan hates horny robots!, the Zentai Suit airport, Holographic Pickels are called Pixels, Alan’s sick new kicks, the Tortilla Roll Up, Duneald Trump and BannonPulse, Let It Be (Off Air), Melania is not an archetypical farm girl, our pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode.
Corrections: Russ was thinking of Blankman and Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.
We're back with our friend Sabrina (@hinikuna_damacy) and this week we're wild about tulpas. Are we tulpas? Is Sonic a tulpa? None of us can really say for sure.
Notes: Bubsyshock, welcome to all of our new tulpas listeners, Pizza Murder and the Zatriots, Yahtzee and Kakarot the Homestuck characters, the secret to a woman’s heart, what a yuri world
Hey, satire is all about EDGE, and if there's anything Sonic, Pizza, and this pizza contest have in common, it's that we ALL got edges here. That's right eggheads: this is all satire, and if you thought it wasn't, well, you're looking like a bit of a goon now. Nerd.
The boys go corporate this week as they escape to the city? Or from the city? Either way, the decadence of Rome must be reborn.
Notes: DMs and the secret origin of the Hogcast, escapefromthe.city, the revenge of #teamfeet, The Praetorian Guard, Squibbons and the Mega-Squid, you brexit you buy it, /r/bluehog, who is Jon Galt and why did he drink my Diet Red Bull?
Corrections: Red Bull actually began in Thailand
Country mouse Russ Walsh moves to the big city and fast talkin' Alan Black tries to show him the ropes. Heartwarming laughter and family fun ensues as these two knuckleheads try to make it on their own.
Beloved guest, the twitter famous @weepysweetmonty, returns to the podcast. Immediately, everything turns gross.
It’s a special Anime Expo episode recorded face-to-face in Los Angeles with our dear friends Harry (@Nicomakibesto) and Lenore (@kombucha_kid). Listen and pretend you’re sitting in our hotel room while we shout over these poor, poor Brits.
Notes: an update on #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Lenore’s juggalo identity, Cuck Is The New Gay, Russ’s Love Live Sunshine theory, marmalad, Andrew Weapons & Knives, Lil Dice, our hot ‘sclusie, Mike the Extremehog, Russ’s awful Smudgeway Sandwich
This week, longtime fan of the show and pop punk afficionado Autobite (@autobite) joins us to mourn our favorite ape. We miss you Harambe.
Notes: Pop Punk Earth Protection, The Yoshi/Sonic conundrum, What’s your cuck area?, Atheist Greasers, Russ’ Spaghetti Incident, Harambynne, Counting Crow Punk, Littlefinger and Kuroneko are the same character, Back to the Zero Dark Thirty, More Harambe discussion
Notes: God’s genitalia and HBO Family values, Damn Seinfeld, Good Feathers, Yohane’s guns and swords, Stewart Zergo, Michael’s Special Juice, Ratchet and Clank character assassination, Donald Trump = Mucinex Man?, My god it’s full of crust, feel the Mr. Burns, Cool Spot’s big day out, K’nex racism, Ben-Gone-Zi.
Yeah uh, sorry for the hiatus. Here's a non-episode that died in the process and isn't a real episode, but is as long as a real episode? It doesn't make a lot of sense. But we talk about Game of Thrones, a thing people actually watch!
We're edging closer to episode 50, baby. Are we entering a new age of Hogcast content? Probably not, if this episode is any indication.
This episode is a shorty but a goody.
After a few weeks off, we're back with a new episode, baby. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but does it make our jokes any better? Probably not.
Finally Silver Join My show as Sonic Rival And Friend
Notes: Disney conspiracies, Blue Jizzman, Pentagon Jr goes on a rampage, the worst segue yet, Russ's continued Zootopia hate, Alan almost dies, Loony Jack, April Foolin'
Robynne Minute: 27:15
Note: Russ accidentally used our old intro and outro music for this episode so pretend it's Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood music instead
On this rare Monday recording episode we dig deeper into the Marvel universe and posit a lot of upsetting theories about Disney movies.
Notes: Punisher love, Horny Talk with DIck & Crack, Goth Russ Man, Food Rules, Cars fetishes, Lucha Underground’s first shibari match, the ED-209 of pizza, a horny Sonic Boom, audio Baneposting, Subway and the death of the author, Russ’s beautiful dream
Robynne Minute: around 40:30
Russ saw Zootopia a couple of nights before we recorded and we talk about it a lot. We got that furry fever, baby.
This week we took a cue from our favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool, and stepped up our irreverence, baby. We’re breaking all four of the walls in this episode so you’d better watch out.
Notes: Never Forget, Carfuckers, Csupoverse, Russ’s Trunk Club, Ren & Stimpy Had a Baby With iPS Cell Technology, Eggpool, an irreverent tude, Peperami-san@Ganbaranai, sploim.
Robynne Minute: around 35 minutes in
Corrections: Russ was kind of right about gak being another name for slime. While the slime on You Can’t Do That on Television and the Kids’ Choice Awards was always called slime and gak was sold as a fart-producing goo (like Alan said), Marc Summers called the slime on Double Dare “gak” for some reason.
Notes: Minion jizz, Archie Fates, Kanye symbiotes, Doop, Cherry Popping Daddies, why Russ is afraid of women, Papa John’s The World, the Sega Cinematic Universe, a shitty tude, the divergent Sonic timeline, Twee Basketball,
This week our long-time friend Wes (aka. WeJo aka @WesTheHero) drops by to talk shop and grace us with his delightful Southern drawl.
Notes: Howard the Duck vs. Doctor Who, The 'Za Tower, Scratchin Grubs, Flippin’ ‘Clix, Chaluppie, Jeeves and Wooster and House, Roald Dahl is an anti-semetic fetish fuel, The tragedy of the Vampire, Pizza hut loves the knot, Burgerman chronicles, Cat Dog Canon, The Skittles Diet, when humans have Sonic hands, Wa Brother Politics, Respect my dad!
The Quillheads face the greatest danger of all this this week with guest @SamCB_. It's a harrowing tale filled with danger and fear that you are NOT going to want to miss.
Notes: The Decadence of Rome must be returned to the ring, Alan’s new Escape Artist training, Banksy’s youtube channel, Ozzy and Drix Minute, The Daddy Pizza, the truck doesn’t have to fly! Pocket Foley Gnomes, The Feet Slobs versus The Butt Snobs, Alan says the most upsetting thing on the podcast for once.
Robynne minute starts at 24:08
This week, the Quillheads learn a thing or two about brotherly love.
Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged through the mud, Dormommy and Baron Lenoredu, Smaller Taco Shreds, The Sour Creep, We’re the Death Grips of podcasts and the guy from Hella’s dick, shoebari, the betrayal of Bonzai Buddy, ruining They Might Be Giants songs.
Robynne minute starts at 39:33.
Hoo boy. This is a strange one y'all, so buckle in. We're gonna take you down to the Tangent City where the content's weird and the references to obscure Marvel characters and Russian literature are shitty.
We're kicking off 2016 the only way we know how: with our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty). Come get your fill of horny cartoon character talk and obscure Marvel Comics references for the year.
Our favorite pro sniper, Robynne (@starfoxidiot), joins us to talk about boys on this very special Feliz Yaoidad episode of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. (The audio is a bit rougher than usual because Russ had to record it over Skype, but the content is some premium stuff. Trust.)
The Quillhead boys celebrate the release of the new Star Boys the only way they know how! By making a series of increasingly complicated and obscure Marvel comic book references.
Notes: Star Boys meet Ace Ventura: Transphobe, Cheating on your taxes by suplexing the client, What if Robynne joined Isis, Jazzdoming is Alan’s new dom style, Can someone make a Big Dog/MGS crossover image? Gingerbread men are like guro and vore, Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing and STOP ISIS, Insane Bane eats candy eye balls, Just Kidding Simmons versus Just Kidding Rowling, PBS Idea Man’s big break, Does Alan like skeletons?
Corrections: Russ was actually talking about the Squadron Supreme, male bees do not have stingers (I didn’t ask my dad but I looked it up online so we’re good).
That's right folks. It's been a year, a WHOLE year since we started this terrible garbage! And what a downhill slide it has been.
NOTES: Post-PizzApocalyspe, Neveau Momming and Domming, The Russ Man’s…. WIFE??? George Jetson hires a mom off twitter, RIP Chicken Carbonara, JUST EAT THE TACO BELL STEAK, The perfect Sonic game lost to time, the crushing defeat of Sonic Boom, Weekend at Bernadettes, Black Succ Moan, We spend too much time talking about CubeBot, protect norse people, RUSS WALSH IS NOT A PIZZA FEMINIST, Sub History Month.
We explore the multiverse today on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. A multiverse filled with magic, wonder, and a tree nymph/actor named "Woody Harrelson."
Notes for this week: Fallout 4 Vape Mods, Chavo’s ancient chair of doom, My mom is upset about this podcast, Alan’s insatiable Cuck Lust, Don’t give dogs pizza, Where’s Bonzai Buddy? Alan’s legitimate noise of disgust, Dominant Os, Earth 212 aka the ViewASSkewniverse discussion like Kermit’s tiny feet and Woody Harrelson the Tree Nymph, the final fate of the Das Ratchet Boys, Genie Boys.
This week, the Hogcast boys start sad and it only gets worse. What a horrible time to be alive.
Ugh, another one of these. At least Russ thought up some good ideas this week.
NOTES: Cum Chatter, Our love for Pentagon Jr., Red Stripe Beer Action Item, MasturbationCeption, Meet your new Dad Lenore, Food shaped like body parts Action Item, Russ Gets Mad Over DOA, Froob Guy Origins, Obligatory Halo/Cuck joke, Chili Boobs,Tenga Egg Sticker Shock, The True Eggman Origin, the funnest thing that comes out of your body,
Robynne Minute Bed Music is Day 7 by @hardmint. Check out their music at http://hardmint.bandcamp.com/
Corrections: Russ got the Lyrics of Roundabout completely wrong in every conceivable way.
We had Ravi @RaviNoBasuke on the show again, and dove right into some hardcore journalism. It's a hard knock life being independent podcaster here on the mean streets of New York. But that's not what's important. What is important is sharing this podcast with your friends and stuff (if you want to)
Diceman: The Ultimate Robot Master, Pokemon Fetish Types, Shout Out to Dearest Scooter, Findoming Crowdfunding, The Weeaboo and the Horrible Poncho Man, Jeremy Martian needs Moms, Russ’ new girlfriend (who lives in a different state), Deal with your green poop MILLENIALS, A lot of serious discussion of Robin Williams Lore, Seth Boyer’s Dark Twisted Pizza Caricature Fantasy, Inappropriate Calzones, Basketball Umbilical cord, he Styx conundrum and Amy’s fucked up Clock, The Dew Blade and the Skull Geyser, ASMR PIZZA and The Love Below, Rick “The Very Bad” Man arrives.
Corrections: Russ thought it was Wonderzone and actually it was Fantasy Zone. Michael Haneke directed Funny Games, not Robert Haneke.