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Russ and Alan talk shop about pizza, Sonic, and life.

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June 15, 2017

Chapter 67

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Russ and Alan defy god and eat pizza on an episode of hogcast I can barely remember despite editing it. BOOM-RAKA-SHAW!

Notes: Improvised fidget spinner, when are you too old for beanie babys? Arbys discussion, RUSS NEVER ATE THOSE ASHES, the male glaze, The Papillon battalion, necromancy etymology.

Theme music this week is by friend of the show @weedhitler, check out their bandcamp page for their upcoming release. It's great! https://dicksoak.bandcamp.com/album/slxlxg-edits

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May 24, 2017

Chapter 66

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You can tell we don't care about what chapter we're on anymore, because wecould very easily have made a Star Wars joke anywhere at all during the episode. Literally at any time.

Episode notes: World’s Biggest Mom, The Hulk will fight the Dome by 2018, Zevia is Gremlin’s Blood, Russ’s OKCupid profile, Arthur Conan Doyle hates brownies and Sherlock Holmes, fruit love, the new Marvel event sounds WILD, Sonic Town, the archaic laws of Florida.

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May 1, 2017

Chapter 65

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This took a long time to edit, and there's probably tons of little editing errors in there, but it's out, baby. IT'S OUT.

UPDATE FROM ALAN: There were a lot of errors because Discord is trash and got us out of sync somehow. It's fixed now though.

NOTES: The Five Movies You Watch in Heaven, YPG Goomba, what if Russ was really smart, KILL ME RON WEASLEY, the secret meaning behind Tyler the Creators' Goblin, Darkly Dreaming Alan, thirsty Jimmy, hangin’ out with Medjed

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April 1, 2017

April Fools Prank 2017

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UPDATE: This is an April Fool's joke that's been grafted to this feed for all eternity. Don't listen to it.

 

That's right folks, bonus episode! We're going for a new format here, minus one of the regular hosts, but a special guest! Get ready to laugh, this definitely isn't an april fools bit!

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March 29, 2017

Chapter 64

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Our 64th episode and we don't reference that greasy little grey Nintendo Box once. Instead, we discuss intellectual things like Kurt Vonnegut, and Mitosis. Specifically we refer to it is as Mah Toesies.

Notes: being volcel protects you from damage, the langolier and the honeycomb man, sword art on lean is still funny, Cars 3 is Logan, Back to the Barnyard Dark Timeline, the irony of tombstone pizza, the large chested prohibition women of St. Louis, Bruno and Baseball Boy team up, why Alan loves Mitosis.

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March 6, 2017

Chapter 63

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Okay, I'm gonna admit this now, I'm writing this after hitting the gym late at night. My lats are torn, my shoulders ripped, it's rough. But baby the BURN is worth it.

Notes: Custom PC Vaping rig digital e-juices, #notmygoddess, fast food top 5, Shirley Temple retire bitch, Alan identifies with Baby and Unkarr Plutt, French fry hating dickhead OC, Adam’s Family’s Subtitles, ironic nude/sincere nude exchange rate.

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February 10, 2017

Chapter 62

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The best idea for a podcast is to record an episode on the day of the big game and release it a week later so it's very relevant and well thought out.

 

Notes: Spanked by the invisible hand! The quest for the Pizza Rolls, non-ironic discussion of the Naked Chicken Chalupa, the blood that will be feeding you, water comas, inhibitor ring excuses, I am the Neg man!

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January 24, 2017

Chapter 61

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In an especially large, beefy episode of Hogcast, the boys basically discuss anything and everything. I swear to god we have a google doc, we just decide it wasn't important this week.

Notes: Russ is losing his job, alternative Mario timelines, Meatcraft, Squid’s Guantanamo beef, an in-depth look at the cast of Rocket Power, the first fetish, we spend too much time talking about the Duckiverse, a desperate bid for Vice attention, Alan doesn’t deny we’re friends for the first time (pay close attention) [Note from Alan: I was too busy looking at nudes to pay attention to what Russ was saying and deny it], 100% clean comedy about Streaky the Supercat.

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We're ringing in 2017 the only way we know how: with our favorite monster girls. Dig up the Monster Musume OVA and marvel at the uncensored boobs and butts with us. 

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December 1, 2016

Chapter 60

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Hogcast becomes a high stakes techno wonderland after engaging in some powerful discourse. Prepare for danger, debauchery, and a taste of the bittersweet.

Notes: Eating a Corn of Cob w/ Strange, Bagel Bites Protein Style, Alan hates horny robots!, the Zentai Suit airport, Holographic Pickels are called Pixels, Alan’s sick new kicks, the Tortilla Roll Up, Duneald Trump and BannonPulse, Let It Be (Off Air), Melania is not an archetypical farm girl, our pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode.

Corrections: Russ was thinking of Blankman and Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld.

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November 9, 2016

Chapter 59

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Oh man, politics, am I right?


Notes: The Nintendo Cinematic Universe, Reagan the Forbidden One, Chris Kyle’s Walmart savings, Pentagon DARK, Bangin’ on a Trash Can, pizza that ass, The Duke of Doubt, our Sonic Boom torture begins anew, ironic Simpsons deaths, a horrible alt-right tude, PBS Idea Man Underground, sexual power
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October 25, 2016

Chapter 58

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We’ve been busy working for the man and Russ’s computer died immediately after this recording, but nothing will stop us from producing fresh content. Especially now that we’ve gotten into the money laundering game.

Notes: Hank Hill’s urethra, snakes in vaginas, fucking piles of goo, Alan’s Ender’s Game elementary school, Jughead out the car now, a great new segment, Mallow’s Cream, the death of #teamfeet, a monogamous tude, hemipenes, Madicka Magica

Corrections: the band from the Carmen Sandiego game show was Rockapella.
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October 6, 2016

Chapter 57

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We're back with our friend Sabrina (@hinikuna_damacy) and this week we're wild about tulpas. Are we tulpas? Is Sonic a tulpa? None of us can really say for sure.

Notes: Bubsyshock, welcome to all of our new tulpas listeners, Pizza Murder and the Zatriots, Yahtzee and Kakarot the Homestuck characters, the secret to a woman’s heart, what a yuri world

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September 18, 2016

Chapter 56

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Hey, satire is all about EDGE, and if there's anything Sonic, Pizza, and this pizza contest have in common, it's that we ALL got edges here. That's right eggheads: this is all satire, and if you thought it wasn't, well, you're looking like a bit of a goon now. Nerd.

Notes: Hampster Juice Wheezing, The Magic American Sniper, Lil Bowling Pin Jim, What’s in that sauce? The Catholic Church’s opinions on Skellingtons, The Creator of Chip and Orbot, TRON SILVER, lick that spider like Rohan,
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September 2, 2016

Chapter 55

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The boys go corporate this week as they escape to the city? Or from the city? Either way, the decadence of Rome must be reborn.

Notes: DMs and the secret origin of the Hogcast, escapefromthe.city, the revenge of #teamfeet, The Praetorian Guard, Squibbons and the Mega-Squid, you brexit you buy it, /r/bluehog, who is Jon Galt and why did he drink my Diet Red Bull?

Corrections: Red Bull actually began in Thailand

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August 23, 2016

Chapter 54

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Country mouse Russ Walsh moves to the big city and fast talkin' Alan Black tries to show him the ropes. Heartwarming laughter and family fun ensues as these two knuckleheads try to make it on their own.

Notes: #BarrelAged, Joker is hungry for the Cuck, 30 Seconds to Mars is impossible, Poppee is good, Pizza Pick Up Artist, the secret origin of Pete the Pizza maker, Gaijin Goomba is ashamed of his words and deeds, Sparkling Cider and Whipped Cream
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July 30, 2016

Chapter 53

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Beloved guest, the twitter famous @weepysweetmonty, returns to the podcast. Immediately, everything turns gross.

Notes: Gweneth Gooptrow, what was the secret of the Ooze? The mysterious handsome chap, why Russ hates Sudowoodo, another round of “What white people can’t do anymore,” the origin of “Zoopa,” Totinos is woke, The last thing you hear is “yuck.”
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July 11, 2016

Chapter 52

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It’s a special Anime Expo episode recorded face-to-face in Los Angeles with our dear friends Harry (@Nicomakibesto) and Lenore (@kombucha_kid). Listen and pretend you’re sitting in our hotel room while we shout over these poor, poor Brits.

Notes: an update on #MonsterGirlVaginaGate, Lenore’s juggalo identity, Cuck Is The New Gay, Russ’s Love Live Sunshine theory, marmalad, Andrew Weapons & Knives, Lil Dice, our hot ‘sclusie, Mike the Extremehog, Russ’s awful Smudgeway Sandwich

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June 29, 2016

Chapter 51

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This week, longtime fan of the show and pop punk afficionado Autobite (@autobite) joins us to mourn our favorite ape. We miss you Harambe.

Notes: Pop Punk Earth Protection, The Yoshi/Sonic conundrum, What’s your cuck area?, Atheist Greasers, Russ’ Spaghetti Incident, Harambynne, Counting Crow Punk, Littlefinger and Kuroneko are the same character, Back to the Zero Dark Thirty, More Harambe discussion

(Music for this episode was done by Autobite. You can check out more of his stuff here https://soundcloud.com/autobite)
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June 21, 2016

Chapter 50

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It's our 50th episode, baby, and we're celebrating it with longtime friend of the show Ben Pack (@PackBenPack). Unfortunately we recorded it on 6/9, the anniversary of The Ratchet Boys' death, and things got a little spooky.

Notes: God’s genitalia and HBO Family values, Damn Seinfeld, Good Feathers, Yohane’s guns and swords, Stewart Zergo, Michael’s Special Juice, Ratchet and Clank character assassination, Donald Trump = Mucinex Man?, My god it’s full of crust, feel the Mr. Burns, Cool Spot’s big day out, K’nex racism, Ben-Gone-Zi.


Corrections: Henry Chapin wrote Cats in the Cradle, instead of spending time with his son probably. 

Ron Perlman (Hellboy) didn’t drift with a kaiju in Pacific Drift. Charlie Day was the one that jacked his brain into a kaiju’s

It was called “Michael’s Special Stuff” in Space Jam, not “Michael’s Special Juice”
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June 7, 2016

Chapter .0420

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Yeah uh, sorry for the hiatus. Here's a non-episode that died in the process and isn't a real episode, but is as long as a real episode? It doesn't make a lot of sense. But we talk about Game of Thrones, a thing people actually watch!

Notes: Alan loves the goo, Boruto Simpson, Poorly formatted jokes, Pan Pipes are the Guro Instrument, Extralegal mirage, would The Hound in our world be a furry? What does The Fat Man order at Olive Garden.

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May 11, 2016

Chapter 49

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We're edging closer to episode 50, baby. Are we entering a new age of Hogcast content? Probably not, if this episode is any indication.

Notes: Alan’s leak of the Panama Papers, An Eldritch Taint, A Smurf Theory, Alan googles Marge Simpson’s centerfold, Bengala is fucking shit, King Cuerno’s Hungry for Sonic, Tom Bombadil Destroys the Old Man Pussy Willow, The pizza bomb and the third company to call itself “the Uber of pizza,” Colton Burpo meets Sonic and Eggman, Donald the Duck will put a little surprise under your tree, Another brick in the toilet,
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May 4, 2016

Chapter 48

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This episode is a shorty but a goody. 

Notes: A twist in the Das Ratchet Boy chronology, Beholders arey our friends, Firstoff Waltz, Russell’s Literal Pizza Beach Party, The Calzone Controversy, the true villain of the Emoji film, Russ is a poor communicator despite having a communication degree, “Romance is the stupidest thing to happen to a person,” force feeding the public a new holiday,
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April 27, 2016

Chapter 47

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After a few weeks off, we're back with a new episode, baby. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but does it make our jokes any better? Probably not.


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The life and death of GaijinGoomba, Serial was known as Doki Doki Panic in Japan, the ultimate revenge of the Samurai, GATE: Serial with Moe Bergdahl, Naked Drew Carey, Douche Do’Urden, a sobering reflection on fruit.

Russ called Public Enemies producers “the wrecking crew,” they’re actually the Bomb Squad. Alan said Cole Train played Blitzball, but he actually meant Thrashball. Blitzball is the fictional sport in FFX though, It’s Sakamoto-Kun not Sakamoto-San, Melty Blood is a type/moon game and Igarashi is working on Bloodstained, 
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April 8, 2016

Chapter 46

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Finally Silver Join My show as Sonic Rival And Friend

Notes: Disney conspiracies, Blue Jizzman, Pentagon Jr goes on a rampage, the worst segue yet, Russ's continued Zootopia hate, Alan almost dies, Loony Jack, April Foolin'

Robynne Minute: 27:15

Note: Russ accidentally used our old intro and outro music for this episode so pretend it's Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood music instead

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March 29, 2016

Chapter 45

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On this rare Monday recording episode we dig deeper into the Marvel universe and posit a lot of upsetting theories about Disney movies.

Notes: Punisher love, Horny Talk with DIck & Crack, Goth Russ Man, Food Rules, Cars fetishes, Lucha Underground’s first shibari match, the ED-209 of pizza, a horny Sonic Boom, audio Baneposting, Subway and the death of the author, Russ’s beautiful dream

Robynne Minute: around 40:30

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March 10, 2016

Chapter 44

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Russ saw Zootopia a couple of nights before we recorded and we talk about it a lot. We got that furry fever, baby.

Notes: Russ goes to Zootopia, Mickey x Phantom Blot yaoi, the wildest Lucha Underground match to date, Shakespeare’s fetishes, 1950s harem anime sex, Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, Beautiful Gorgeous, Alan’s school pizza hate, Superior Doug
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March 1, 2016

Chapter 43

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This week we took a cue from our favorite merc with a mouth, Deadpool, and stepped up our irreverence, baby. We’re breaking all four of the walls in this episode so you’d better watch out.

Notes: Never Forget, Carfuckers, Csupoverse, Russ’s Trunk Club,  Ren & Stimpy Had a Baby With iPS Cell Technology, Eggpool, an irreverent tude, Peperami-san@Ganbaranai, sploim.

Robynne Minute: around 35 minutes in

Corrections: Russ was kind of right about gak being another name for slime. While the slime on You Can’t Do That on Television and the Kids’ Choice Awards was always called slime and gak was sold as a fart-producing goo (like Alan said), Marc Summers called the slime on Double Dare “gak” for some reason.

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February 17, 2016

Chapter 42

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The boys are back with a special pre-Valentines Day show. Unfortunately, we're awful people so we just talked about cum and comic book characters instead of love.

Notes: Minion jizz, Archie Fates, Kanye symbiotes, Doop, Cherry Popping Daddies, why Russ is afraid of women, Papa John’s The World, the Sega Cinematic Universe, a shitty tude, the divergent Sonic timeline, Twee Basketball,


Corrections: Russ said Ryu Suzuki when he meant Ryo Hazuki. He must have been thinking of Yu Suzuki, but honestly who isn't always thinking of that guy. What a dreamboat.
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February 11, 2016

Chapter 41

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This week our long-time friend Wes (aka. WeJo aka @WesTheHero) drops by to talk shop and grace us with his delightful Southern drawl.

Notes: Howard the Duck vs. Doctor Who, The 'Za Tower, Scratchin Grubs, Flippin’ ‘Clix, Chaluppie, Jeeves and Wooster and House, Roald Dahl is an anti-semetic fetish fuel, The tragedy of the Vampire, Pizza hut loves the knot, Burgerman chronicles, Cat Dog Canon, The Skittles Diet, when humans have Sonic hands, Wa Brother Politics, Respect my dad!

Corrections: The David Bowie baby was cut from the original Rugrats film but David Bowie music was featured there. Vampires can appear in photos if the author so demands i.e. Dio Brando.
Robynne Minute around 45 minutes,
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February 5, 2016

Chapter 40

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The Quillheads face the greatest danger of all this this week with guest @SamCB_. It's a harrowing tale filled with danger and fear that you are NOT going to want to miss.

Notes: The Decadence of Rome must be returned to the ring, Alan’s new Escape Artist training, Banksy’s youtube channel, Ozzy and Drix Minute, The Daddy Pizza, the truck doesn’t have to fly! Pocket Foley Gnomes, The Feet Slobs versus The Butt Snobs, Alan says the most upsetting thing on the podcast for once.

Robynne minute starts at 24:08


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January 19, 2016

Chapter 39

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This week, the Quillheads learn a thing or two about brotherly love.

Notes: Killer Bees start up and the Harlem Squat, Little Bill gets dragged through the mud, Dormommy and Baron Lenoredu, Smaller Taco Shreds, The Sour Creep, We’re the Death Grips of podcasts and the guy from Hella’s dick, shoebari, the betrayal of Bonzai Buddy, ruining They Might Be Giants songs.

Robynne minute starts at 39:33.

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January 12, 2016

Chapter 38

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Hoo boy. This is a strange one y'all, so buckle in. We're gonna take you down to the Tangent City where the content's weird and the references to obscure Marvel characters and Russian literature are shitty.

Notes: Thanoscopter, Russ’ speeding ticket,  visitors from the past, Inhuman talk, Ocelot and the Oregon militia, a long drive through Tangent Town, the Frito Godfather, Evar Orbus and his Galactic Jizz-Wailers
Robynne Minute Timestamp: 39:25
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January 7, 2016

Chapter 37

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We're kicking off 2016 the only way we know how: with our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty). Come get your fill of horny cartoon character talk and obscure Marvel Comics references for the year.

Notes: Where’s Da Fais, Dommes & Dragons, Lindsay “Imperator Furiosa” Lohan, Phil Collin’s wrestling debut, Shout out to the Isle of Lesbos, I hate The Flea, Alan hates the wind AND the willows, Little Bear’s THICC mom, Monty ruins the Robynne minute, Erin Esurance making out with Kim Possible, Gun Germs and Mayo, Sexy Monty Python food, The Noid battles ISIS,  Drake’s robot form, Russ’ favorite part of Renaissance era art, Husky lady is THICC, Sally Acorn sucks, Monty’s Ideal Abduction

Corrections: Cicero was a Roman writer of historic prose. Russ got everything wrong about the Doom Patrol whose members included Robotman and The Chief.
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December 29, 2015

The Feliz Yaoidad Special

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Our favorite pro sniper, Robynne (@starfoxidiot), joins us to talk about boys on this very special Feliz Yaoidad episode of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. (The audio is a bit rougher than usual because Russ had to record it over Skype, but the content is some premium stuff. Trust.)

Notes:
I hate Guro Alan, who’s your Nicolas Cage boy? Snuffits face is a gun and cute, Otto Rocket Asphyxiation, Dennis the Menace, Drinking some delicious Tir Na eggNog, Shadow’s hum talking and Sonic’s Chuckle Addiction, Russ puts his ASMR skills to good use, our podcast is now called Fluffer Smutters, My Anime Club Member OC, He’ll throw you against a wall and leave your bones in the wrong place, No Boys Deep Web, we talk about Xorn.

Corrections: Russ was thinking of Muji T-Shirt Cubes, the fanfic’s description of hedgehog genitals was upsettingly upsetting. Also Alan meant to say Kick instead of Mutant Growth Hormone.
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December 27, 2015

Chapter 36

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The Quillhead boys celebrate the release of the new Star Boys the only way they know how! By making a series of increasingly complicated and obscure Marvel comic book references.

Notes: Star Boys meet Ace Ventura: Transphobe, Cheating on your taxes by suplexing the client, What if Robynne joined Isis, Jazzdoming is Alan’s new dom style, Can someone make a Big Dog/MGS crossover image? Gingerbread men are like guro and vore, Spike Lee’s Do The Right Thing and STOP ISIS, Insane Bane eats candy eye balls, Just Kidding Simmons versus Just Kidding Rowling, PBS Idea Man’s big break, Does Alan like skeletons?

Corrections: Russ was actually talking about the Squadron Supreme, male bees do not have stingers (I didn’t ask my dad but I looked it up online so we’re good).

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December 9, 2015

Chapter 35

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That's right folks. It's been a year, a WHOLE year since we started this terrible garbage! And what a downhill slide it has been. 

NOTES: Post-PizzApocalyspe, Neveau Momming and Domming, The Russ Man’s…. WIFE??? George Jetson hires a mom off twitter, RIP Chicken Carbonara, JUST EAT THE TACO BELL STEAK, The perfect Sonic game lost to time, the crushing defeat of Sonic Boom, Weekend at Bernadettes, Black Succ Moan, We spend too much time talking about CubeBot, protect norse people, RUSS WALSH IS NOT A PIZZA FEMINIST, Sub History Month.

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November 19, 2015

Chapter 34

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We explore the multiverse today on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery. A multiverse filled with magic, wonder, and a tree nymph/actor named "Woody Harrelson."

Notes for this week: Fallout 4 Vape Mods, Chavo’s ancient chair of doom, My mom is upset about this podcast, Alan’s insatiable Cuck Lust, Don’t give dogs pizza, Where’s Bonzai Buddy? Alan’s legitimate noise of disgust, Dominant Os, Earth 212 aka the ViewASSkewniverse discussion like Kermit’s tiny feet and Woody Harrelson the Tree Nymph, the final fate of the Das Ratchet Boys, Genie Boys.


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November 11, 2015

Chapter 33

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This week, the Hogcast boys start sad and it only gets worse. What a horrible time to be alive.

Notes: Tinder Stories, a rare appearance by El Pentagon Jr., NO SHOWBOATING, kissin’ those pizzas, The Fresca Mom Conspiracy, Liza Minnelials, Sexy MonsterGirl Cereals, Hot Topic Art, Loup Garous and Tulpas, Alan’s Beautiful Dark Chili Dog Fantasy, Give Sonic the Pizza, Shadow the Zodiac Killer and months old Serial jokes, Extended Big the Cat RP.
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October 25, 2015

Chapter 32

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Ugh, another one of these. At least Russ thought up some good ideas this week.

NOTES: Cum Chatter, Our love for Pentagon Jr., Red Stripe Beer Action Item, MasturbationCeption, Meet your new Dad Lenore, Food shaped like body parts Action Item, Russ Gets Mad Over DOA, Froob Guy Origins, Obligatory Halo/Cuck joke, Chili Boobs,Tenga Egg Sticker Shock, The True Eggman Origin, the funnest thing that comes out of your body,

Robynne Minute Bed Music is Day 7 by @hardmint. Check out their music at http://hardmint.bandcamp.com/

Corrections: Russ got the Lyrics of Roundabout completely wrong in every conceivable way.

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October 18, 2015

Chapter 31

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We had Ravi @RaviNoBasuke on the show again, and dove right into some hardcore journalism. It's a hard knock life being independent podcaster here on the mean streets of New York. But that's not what's important. What is important is sharing this podcast with your friends and stuff (if you want to)

Notes:

Diceman: The Ultimate Robot Master, Pokemon Fetish Types, Shout Out to Dearest Scooter, Findoming Crowdfunding, The Weeaboo and the Horrible Poncho Man, Jeremy Martian needs Moms, Russ’ new girlfriend (who lives in a different state), Deal with your green poop MILLENIALS, A lot of serious discussion of Robin Williams Lore, Seth Boyer’s Dark Twisted Pizza Caricature Fantasy, Inappropriate Calzones, Basketball Umbilical cord, he Styx conundrum and Amy’s fucked up Clock, The Dew Blade and the Skull Geyser, ASMR PIZZA and The Love Below, Rick “The Very Bad” Man arrives.

Corrections: Russ thought it was Wonderzone and actually it was Fantasy Zone. Michael Haneke directed Funny Games, not Robert Haneke.


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October 11, 2015

Chapter 30

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A lot of foreskin chatter on this episode, and unironic MGSV quotes Russ thinks is cool. Seriously though, if you think Russ is the gross one on this podcast, Alan literally says that piss water balloon thing. They should be on some level of parity at this point.

Notes: Have you heard the word? Ass gets a pass, Papa John Conspiracy? The secret behind the Undertaker’s power, Jeans don’t determine our future, Comedian’s in Cars Eating Ass, Alan’s Dark Twisted Ranch Hand Fantasy, Blaze Pizza and Chill, foreskin water balloon, MGSV cast's favorite pizza toppings, poop-puh, The Phantom Froob Guy.
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October 7, 2015

Chapter 29

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The Hogcast returns after an extended hiatus, and boy is it fun. We got great laughs, great memories, and a favorite little robot of ours learns to eat some ass.

Notes: Kanye cognac, the cavernous tunnels of Lucha Underground, the HamRiddler returns, Russ's new dick replacement, pizza one-percenters, techno-vore, being mean to our fans, Chappie.
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In the finale episode, Russ Walsh, Alan Black, and Lamont "@WeepySweetMonty" delve into the realms of monster girl madness for the final time... in a while, hopefully. Will this entry reveal the greatest secret of the Everyweek 'Casts saga? Will it be the Ultimate thrill? Or is it all just some lazy information control? Find out now in the ~El Fin~ of Everyweek 'Casts.

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As the Everyweek 'Casts saga comes to an end, we answer a lot of questions and Russ makes another reference to Adam Sandler's click. The journey never ends. It never, ever ends.

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The boys are solo boloing this week, and things get literary. Did I mention that we read books?

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The quillheads don't cuck around this week after we chat Drake (the monster OR the rapper) with friend of the show Dani "@DanikaHarrod" on this weeks Everyweek 'Casts with Monster Girls.

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September 6, 2015

Chapter 28

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In this long awaited chapter of Hogcast: Speedy Delivery, we invite friend of the show Rory (@touhoumo) to sit around and try not to talk about metal gear for an hour. I think we did an okay job.

NOTES: Exhentai Library card, Les Inflation Terribles, Hackneyed Australia Stereotypes and Bad Geography, Tim Tam Straws, The Introduction of a New Segment, Cursing at Ravi, Alan's Big Pizza, New Age Pizza Horseshit, Styx was Horny and We hated it, A Whiplash Inducing OC, Touhou Jokes only 2 or 3 people understand.
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We're joined by an old friend of the show Gabriel (@shonen413), to watch the eighth episode of Monster Musume. Or to talk about the Cramp Twins, or The Magic Voyage (not the Fantastic Voyage, Russ, you Freaking idiot). It's another weird one.

Music credit this week to friend of the show @Hardmint! Also the art is still a courtesy from friend of the show @labc0ats! Give them both a hardy follow.
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Our dear friend Monty (@weepysweetmonty) joined us to watch episode 7 of Monster Musume and immediately started talking about cum and Shrek. It's very upsetting and we're very sorry.

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