This took a long time to edit, and there's probably tons of little editing errors in there, but it's out, baby. IT'S OUT.
UPDATE FROM ALAN: There were a lot of errors because Discord is trash and got us out of sync somehow. It's fixed now though.
NOTES: The Five Movies You Watch in Heaven, YPG Goomba, what if Russ was really smart, KILL ME RON WEASLEY, the secret meaning behind Tyler the Creators' Goblin, Darkly Dreaming Alan, thirsty Jimmy, hangin’ out with Medjed